BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS, "BENDER"

yeah so its 3:45 in the morning and im bored out of my fucking skull and i am so not tired. i just built another model car and and im watching some stupid crap on earth quakes and the ocean. oh darn some asians died. yeah its been like a few months since i have been able to update so im just bored and i saw this in my email that someone talked to me lol. wow im loved by umm lets see one person. thanks jade for talking to me even though i never check this lol. so work has been going good and SILVER LAKE opened up so i took my quad up and messed it and myself up the first day and then last weekend i broke the quad again after getting it all nice and spiffy. oh well blew 127 bucks on parts today for it and ill be rockin out on memorial weekend with a bunch of buddies from work. so yeah i got a couple promotions since i last talked about my job and now im making 400 a week. so thats paying the bills for sure. now i just gotta get my ass out of the house and find my own place. yeah so im bored and im gonna go lay down cuase i need some sleep i guess. dont know what the big deal is about sleep. just a waste of 1/3 my life. im out

**Do it one by one, don't look ahead!** This is like, 99.9% true! On a piece of paper:

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--i'm watching you)

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!

1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already!

2. when you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.

3. when you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.

4. if she's the only one in your life, TELL HER.

5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.

6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE
FAVOR... ALWAYS.

7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back.

8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but
make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).

9. kiss her lightly every chance you get.

10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose.

11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and
stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.

12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with.

13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies.

14. try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.

15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it.

16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.

17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER
happen again.

18. Call her .. girls love to be called or just send litte text messages to them, this will make them think about you all day.

Little facts about girls :

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply.

When aGIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be
pampered.

When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that.

GUYS- repost if you are going to treat your next gf this way, or do
treat
her this way.
GIRLS- repost if you think guys should understand this

so last night me and liz got into a big  argument and it carried into today when i woke up. i woke up with a really bad headache and i was so tired and i couldnt' breathe out of my nose cuase it was clogged.  well i went to work and took some tylenol and i started to feel better. well i started to think about how i was last night and that i was wrong and i should have just been like w/e have fun. but im a bad boyfriend and i blew up on my love of my life and made her think that shes not good enough. well its the other way around and i dont understand why someone like her could date someone like me. shes beautiful and charming and sweet and understanding and im just a guy. so i dont understand that. if it weren't for her i would still be single and fucking around with a new girl every week. but im over that and i love her with all my heart. well then people at work were being gay and fucking with me too much and i got mad and just didnt' really enjoy work until after my break when i took a 20 minute nap and felt better cuase of the warm air and sunshine. well then my day went a lil better and i got to joke around and then my supervisor comes up and tells me we need to talk so im like wtf did i do. so i was scared to fucking death walking into a meeting room. well we sit down and he tells me that they are keeping me on the team and that i get to keep my job and that i get a $1.50 raise. so im making $11.00 an hour and on my over time im making 16.50 an hour. sweet huh. but im over it all im just scared that i made liz not love me anymore cuase im stupid like that and if she doesn't anymore then i guess thats what i get for being an asshole. i love you liz and always will no matter.